Flavius: There he is in the back!
Rufus: By Jupiter! He looks like a biological accident!
Flavius: Yeah, they say he’s a brothel-born ass birth.
Rufus: He is short, fat and ugly.
Flavius: Come on, he’s not THAT fat.
Rufus: He’s the opposite of manly. Is he gay?
Flavius: They don’t know. Supposedly he has an affair with the tree in front of his house. It has an opening at waist level. If he is abroad he is said to dig little holes in the ground and puts his dick into them afterwards.
Rufus: He’s gone! Where is he?
Flavius: Maybe he got abducted!
To be continued…