Robin investigated vampire bats.
“They are much better than mosquitoes because they only have cows and horses as hosts. And they are not even black – why should they be camouflaged if they are only active when the victim is sleeping anyway?”
But Robin does not like cattle blood so much.
“But the meat is delicious! The vampire bats, on the other hand, should have the blood.”
But there is that count – did you ever consider becoming one?
“I should be Czar, not Count.”