The legend of Jacqueline

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Narrator
Greta von Großkopf, Scotland Yard investigator
Windjammer, Greta’s disgusting assistant
Gundelburger, the other disgusting assistant of Greta
Jacqueline, the ripper and also a madam.

Narrator: You think you know? My name is Robin B. Czar, and I’m going to tell you the real story.
We are in the wintry London borough of Whitechapel, and the year is 1888. A mysterious serial killer known as Jack the Ripper is going around slaughtering hookers in their 40s.
Scotland Yard decided to use its best employee, Greta von Großkopf, as an undercover investigator and have sent her under the name Mary Jane Kelly as a prostitute to a local brothel to procure in order to catch the killer.
In the separee
Greta: Come, my tiger…
Gundelburger: Bend over, you sow. Oh! Mistress?
Greta: Gundelburger!
Gundelburger: What are you doing here?
Greta: I’m playing bait to catch this whore killer.
door opens
Windjammer: Fuck fuc. fucki! Oh! Mistress?
Greta: Whoever recognizes me loses face.
door opens
Jacqueline: Greta?
Greta: Jacqueline, the madam! What are you doing here?
Jacqueline: I make my rounds slaughtering hookers as ugly as you.
Gundelburger: The Ripper is a woman!
Windjammer: I can see that, I’m not stupid after all.
Gundelburger: astonished You’re not?
*Greta and Jacqueline fight each other, Gundelburger and Windjammer cheer on their boss.
Gundelburger, Windjammer: Mistress, mistress!

Greta: I won and killed her. Anyway, she recognized me and has to lose face. *throws a saw to her two assisstants*. Saw it off! While I disembowel her a little…. *chuckles*
Gundelburger: At your command mistress.
Windjamme: Will do.
Narrator: From that night on, the murders ended. To this day, no one knows that the serial killer was the doused corpse on the bed and to this day think it was Mary Jane Kelly. Greta and her two disgusting assistants went into hiding. And now you know the real story.