The Legend Of Caius Wintermasus – Part 1

Narrator: You think you know? My name is Robin B. Czar and now I’m going to tell you the true story.

It was once near the Teuteburg Forest….

Rufus Curius: Hail Caesar! I am Rufus Curius! Where can I find Flavius Vanillus?
Flavius Vanillus: That’s me! Hail Caesar!
Rufus: Who has the high command here?
Flavius: Caius Wintermasus has. Unfortunately, since he can’t get laid outside of the Roman army, he wants to get fucked by the Teutons. They are also supposed to be much more manly than he is.

To be continued…

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