Narrator:

Caius Wintermasus was kidnapped by the Teutons, kept there by the leader as a sex slave and trained as a lapdog. There he learned of the impending ambush in the Teuteburg Forest.
Since Wintermasus was no longer allowed to speak, but only to bark he couldn’t warn his friends so the true course of events has remained a secret to this day. And now you know the true story.

The End