The Drummer And the TrainerPosted in - Magic Cucumber And Other Bizarre Tales.
The drummer and the trainer
Once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a thoroughly good trumpeter who played together with a little and ugly drummer who was also thoroughly evil. And was really evil, so that the good trumpeter soon knew neither on nor off.
When one day he sadly read advertisements, his gaze came upon the following:
TRAINING SERVICE. WE TRAIN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
With anxious hope the good trumpeter called there. A creepy grave voice came forward and the good trumpeter poured out his heart. The person at the other end of the line listened in dismay and promised to send the best employee by immediately.
It was just before the rehearsal when the trainer entered and greeted the good trumpeter. Then she unpacked a gruesome training device, the sight of which alone could freeze the blood in your veins.
Just when she was finished, the evil drummer stepped in without a clue and was grabbed and trained hard. And for the first time in a long time the good trumpeter had sunshine in his heart, so that he cheered with joy and clapped his hands.
It was shortly after midnight when the trainer finished, packed her things and left.
The good trumpeter went to the evil drummer and said sternly: “If you’re evil again, I’ll get the trainer again.” “No! Please not the trainer” the evil drummer shouted and cried bitterly. But unfortunately he remained evil, so that the good trumpeter had to let the trainer come many, many times – until she and the evil drummer finally fell in love with each other and got married.
And they lived happily ever after.
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