After watching a couple of Dracula movies made by Hammer Filmproductions starring Christopher Lee as Count Dracula, Robin was inspired to write lyrics about a female fan of this character played by this actor.
“The Count” in Hammer-Films.
(1)
“He looks so melancholic
But when his fangs he shows!
Then he looks diabolic.
I want to be his spouse!”
Everything was hopeless
Because he never won.
But if he’d need a countess
Then she would be the one.
“I want him as a man!” she said,
“and stop him feeling sad!
I want a man like him!” she said,
“and stop him feeling bad!”
(2)
The films were all quite trashy
But in a famous way.
She found them just iconic.
The least that she could say.
Everything was tragic
Success would not unfurl.
But if he’d need a partner
Then she would be his girl.
“I want him as a man!” she said etc.
To be continued…