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That One Little Wish

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In an attempt to write lyrics that are more romantic than any Hollywood love story, Robin wrote the following about an outcast of society who truly knows what he wants:

That One Little Wish

Don’t need to be a famous star
Don’t need to have a fancy car
Don’t need no cash to pay my bills
Don’t need no knowledge and no skills.

Don’t need a good job that I like
Don’t need a fancy motorbike
I don’t need muscles or good teeth
There’s only one thing that I need

I only have one wish with you
and hope one day it will come true

Now listen up!

I WANT TO SHAG A BRIGHTON GIRL!!
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUUUU!!!!

My breath is bad, my eyeballs pink,
my legs are short and my feet stink
I never wash, I never shave,
I just live deep down in a cave

I am so stupid, I’m a moron
Daddy should have used a condom
I’m an idiot, such a fool
Not even went to primary school

I only have one wish with you
(That one little wish)
and hope one day it will come true

Now listen up!

I WANT TO SHAG A BRIGHTON GIRL!!
I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!
PREFERABLY UP THE SHITTER!
JUST WITH POWER!!! YES!!! YESSSS!!!!

  • April 26th 2015
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