Posts Tagged with: covid-19
Going To the Hairdresser in Times Of Covid-19
Robin believes that going to the hairdresser in times of covid-19 is an insanely cool experience – at least regarding keeping the mask on! But you get used to everything, putting the mask off once done and outside in particular. …
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Sex In Times Of Covid-19?
You might have wondered if you still can have sex in times of covid-19. Of course you can!
All you need to do is taking some precationary measures;
And stay away from prostitutes! You are not married to them anyway so …
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Masks – the Upcoming Fashion?
Robin believes that wearing these masks mandatorily in public has the potential for a new trend: self-expression via the anti-covid19-masks!
“This can start with the color: pink for gays, black goths etc!” Robin believes.
There could also be a mouth painted on …
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FED predicts: After covid-19 We Will Be Rich!
The FED did some research and came to the following result: after each pandemic in history the wages rose.
The reason: many employees die so at the end of the day the workforce is too low – so companies will be …
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Train To Busan
Robin is thinking of the pandemic due to covid-19 and believes that there should be dark satire inspired by it and the Korean horror-flic Train to Busan:
a zombie apocalypse breaks out and the experts on the radio say that …
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Cheap hookers anyone?
Brothels are closed!
Since prostitution is prohibited due to some obscure pandemic the rumour runs that sex workers are as cheap as never. So if you are about to die soon and thus don’t care about legal consequences anyway – now …
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What are Robin’s favorite works by Coelho?
Today’s author: Paolo Coelho!
Robin read three novels by Coelho he found quite okay. Here we go!
Eleven Minutes
The story about a young girl from Brazil who becomes a prostitute in Switzerland, gets to know a kinky artist and falls in …
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How to build Anti-Covid-19 masks!
If you are one of the poor who is a resident of a country where the government believes it is not necessary to buy masks to prevent its people from getting infected you can easily make them yourselves. Here is …
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UK coronavirus live: Boris Johnson tests positive for Covid-19!
Boris Johnsons, the prime minister of the UK, and Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany, have one thing in common:
Both have covid-19! And maybe both will die humiliating and painfull deaths – which might have a certain entertainment value at least.
The …
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Pandemic – the search for an antidote goes on! Trial-and-error?
While scientists are looking for an antidote for covid-19 Robin reverts to good old trial-and-error: maybe Corona beer does the job! And if not – the world might become more and more beautiful the more Coronas you consume. Who knows: …
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