Robin adapted the classic nursery rhyme “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”, inspired by the picture of a pitchfork accident:

Old MacVomit had a son,
E-I-E-I-O!
Who had a pitchfork up his bum,
E-I-E-I-O!
With an “Ouch, ouch” here
And an “Ouch, ouch” there,
Here an “ouch”, there an “ouch”,
Everywhere an “Ouch, ouch”.
Old MacVomit had a son,
E-I-E-I-O!

Old MacVomit knew someone,
E-I-E-I-O!
Who poked pitchforks in others’ bums,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a “Boo hoo” here
And a “Boo hoo” there,
Here a “boo”, there a “hoo”,
Everywhere a “boo”.
One victim was MacVomit’s son,
E-I-E-I-O!

Old MacVomit had some fun,
E-I-E-I-O!
He took revenge on that someone,
E-I-E-I-O!
With an “Ouch, ouch” here
And an “Ouch, ouch” there,
Here an “ouch”, there an “ouch”,
Everywhere an “ouch”.
Now pitchforks are up that man’s bum,
E-I-E-I-O!

Robin believes that little kids should be singing this on the bus.