Robin wants to become a groupie for the band Babymetal from Japan. However, they don’t tour at the moment due to some silly pandemic.

Becoming a groupie for goth model Dani Divine falls flat for similar reasons.

Robin thinks that the use of full-body condoms might alleviate the issue.

And, by the way:

“Time this virus mutated and the infected girls become insanely bizarre and positive. Big time.” We couldn’t agree more!