Robin thought of the Spice Girls. The idea that one of the ladies had taken over the role of “Drug Spice” inspired him to create the following parody.

Wannabe

If you want my future, just solve my past
If you wanna get with me, better pay me fast
Now don’t go wasting your precious time
Get me snow-white lines and we could be just fine

‘ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
I wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig ah

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my drugs
Make them last forever, addiction never sucks
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to sniff
Smoking is too easy, but that’s the way it is