After having read the novel Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov Robin got inspired to write a parody of a famous song by Katie Perry. “I’m sure that even very mature people might cry because they find it so beautiful”, Robin lets us know. There is nothing left for us to say except wishing him good luck on his latest artistic endeavours.

I Kissed A Girl

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It’s not what I’m used to, just wanna try you on.
I’m curious for you, caught my attention.

[Chorus:]
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope the cops don’t mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it (I liked it).

No, I don’t even know your name, it doesn’t matter.
You’re my experimental game, just human nature.
It’s not what good men do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

[Chorus]

You girls you are so magical,
Soft teenage skin, so kissable.
Firm tits, firm bum, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain’t no big deal, she’s pubescent.

[Chorus]