New lyrics: the king of pain!

I don’t know why nobody likes me.
I don’t know why nobody cares.
I don’t know why nobody wants me.
I don’t know why no girl is there.

Hear me, fear me,
I rule this very domain!
See me, flee me,
I’m the king of pain!

My cat urinates on my sweater.
That’s cool cause it smells anyway.
My ex-wife has found someone better.
She’s gone having fun far away.

Watch out, no doubt,.
This is the place where I reign!
Feel me, the real me,
I’m the king of pain!