Virus outbreak! The infected turn into zombies! What now?
You just behave as if you already were a zombie, mabe the undead leave you alone. Worth a try at least!
If you get bitten make sure that you immediately destroy yourself.
You could also try to offer them a beer: maybe that would remind them of their former lives and make them friendly.
Or – become a zombie. If you can’t beat them, join them. And who knows? Maybe some pretty girl finds you even interesting!
“Zombie or not zombie – that is the question.”