On the 2020 conference of the central commitee of Robin B. Czar fans, the recent global economic development was put into focus. “Bizarrism entails the full realisation of human freedom and choice.” chairman 002-R-Bizarre* explained (*first the membership number, second the rank, where “R” means leader, at last comes the member’s individually chosen name). The delegates of the fan communes applauded. Fan 1231-B-izarre was among them: “This was the most positive conference the world has ever seen!” In the coming months, the think-tanks of the commitee will work out a plan for the necessary longer-term social reform, which includes gradually phasing out negative influences like mainstream music and unsuccessful banking until society is completely bizarre.