Parody Of “I Am the Walrus”!

 
I Am the Virus

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I’m smiling

Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the meal to come
Ice age is just ending, stupid bloody Lockdown
Man the climate change Is coming anyway

I am quite obscene
My number’s 19
I am the virus
Goo goo g’joob

Mister City poets sitting
Pretty little poets in a row
See how they fly like Star Treck in the sky, see how they run
I’m smiling, I’m smiling
I’m smiling, I’m smiling

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a victim’s eye
Quite excited zombie, pornographic priestess
Boy, your respirator’s gone, you let your mask go down

I won’t neglect you
I will infect you.
I am the virus
Goo goo g’joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the second wave
If the wave don’t come you get a cold
From standing in the English rain

I might just thrill you
Then I might kill you
I am the virus
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob

Expert, texpert coughing smokers
Don’t you think the joker coughs at you.
See how they cry like pigs in the sky, see how they snide
I’m I’m smiling

Watching Greta Thunberg climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary pupils singing Robin’s hooklines
Man, you should have seen them reading Edgar Allen Poe

My name is Covid.
Are you devoted?
I am the virus
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob
Goo goo g’joob, goo goo goo g’joob, goo

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