Dec
07

Damsel in Distress – New Lyrics!

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For all those who find “Up in the Gallery” by Franz Kafka too depressing, Robin has written a text where men can still be real heroes. Have fun!

Damsel in Distress

1.

She’s held captive in a castle by sadistic noble men.

She is locked up by those psychos, the “Brotherhood of Steel”.

She is young and beautiful. She is thoroughly innocent.

She is chained within a cage. Her fate is to be sealed.

You’ve made it to that eerie castle

You are bound to rescue her.

You will fight them and defeat them

Then you’ll flee with her.

Gotta save her,

They’ll enslave her.

Already she’s undressed.

She’s so helpless.

So defenseless.

The damsel in distress.

2.

Captured in a monastery by religious sadists.

She’s held captive by those men, the “Order of Ordeal”.

Locked up in a torture dungeon by demonic rapists.

She’ll endure what’s yet obscure, pain is all she’ll feel.

You’ve made it to that monastery.

You are are bound to fight for her.

You will meet them and defeat them.

Then you’ll flee with her.

She is tied up,

Gangbang’s right up,

A victim of excess.

She’s so helpless.

So defenseless.

The damsel in distress.

  • December 7th 2019
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