Posts in the Category: Bizarre Noir
“We play a little game. Die – or die. Make your choice.”
So you have exactly two options: either you die from covid-19 or from making the accuaintance of Michael Myers. But the good thing is: after Halloween Jigsaw can say:
“Game …Read Full Article
Robin gives you one good reason to stop getting wasted:
“Maybe a zombie apocalypse breaks out while you are pissed. Or take the opening scene of 28 weeks later – how fucked would you be if you were drunk! And now …Read Full Article
Bisexual, female, married, with children – What Now? Ask Robin!
Assume you are a married woman with children and find out one day that you are also attracted to females. You want to explore this side of yours further …Read Full Article
Robin got so inspired by the bat of the Hammer Film Production “Scars Of Dracula” from 1970 starring Christopher Lee that he believes the film Batman Begins from 2005 starring Christian Bale should be remade and named “Hammer Bat Begins”. …Read Full Article
From the very depth of the 80s Robin found the song In For the Count by BALANCE:
He is sure that it is about nobody less than him, the most intellectual vampire that ever was:
Robin had a think about what he calls “Hippie Horror”, like The Wicker Man or Midsommar.
“Once you have seen The Wicker Man you know the route. Most other films on that topic are predictable.”
Inspired by the cannibal flic Cannibal Holocaust …Read Full Article
Corona beer changed their name to avoid association with the coronavirus:
“Brilliant idea!”, Robin is said to have said.Read Full Article
The dinosaurs became extinct a little over 60 million years ago because a meteorite struck the earth. The impact site was found and is in the Caribbean in the Gulf of Mexico.
The diameter is over 80 kilometers!
Also near the Gulf …Read Full Article
Coffin, coffin, in the hall… Who is the scariest of them all?
Since the invention of the vampire genre many have played the Undead. But who is the scariest?
Max Schreck played Count Orlock in Friedrich Wilhelm Murnau’s expressionistic masterpiece Nosferatu from …Read Full Article
“I believe they should be hung by their balls until death sets in. Alternatively, one testicle should be shattered with a hammer so the culprit has the chance to improve his behavior. If it stays the same than the other …Read Full Article