Posts in the Category: Bizarre Noir
“I believe they should be hung by their balls until death sets in. Alternatively, one testicle should be shattered with a hammer so the culprit has the chance to improve his behavior. If it stays the same than the other …Read Full Article
Even Robin was a baby once. This picture proves it. Even as a baby you can see easily that he would become a great musician, poet and artist one day. Trust your intuition!
Robin tried to upload that pic to …Read Full Article
We wanted to know from Robin what he would say if he saw the girl above in the garden.
He would tell her that he was always so lonely and ask her if she actually had a partner. And since she …Read Full Article
If Robin met this lady in the picture, he’d offer her a beer. “Probably Corona, especially for people like her!” Robin tells us.
He would also give her some of his shampoo. “Girls with healthy hair are cool”Read Full Article
Robin had another look at the video to Mr. Brightside by The Killers.
The girl with the white wig is a prostitute who works in the brothel where the hero and his band are gigging. The middle-aged man throwing apples is …Read Full Article
Robin did some research. These are his results:
Top 10 sexual phantasies of women
Having sex with an authority figure (teacher, dean… etc)
Having sex with another woman
Getting money for sex
Sex with a stranger
Sex with the best friend of her partner
Robin has another idea for his post-apocalyptic story Dawn of the Damsel.
(What happened so far:
Except the hero the whole world population has either died by some pandemic or mutated to evil cannibals. He finds a pretty girl but she …Read Full Article
Brothels are closed!
Since prostitution is prohibited due to some obscure pandemic the rumour runs that sex workers are as cheap as never. So if you are about to die soon and thus don’t care about legal consequences anyway – now …Read Full Article
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Søren Kierkegaard)
Thinking back Robin needs to correct his former assumption; namely that a former band member was the punishment for Robin’s former life and thus that Karma is …Read Full Article
Robin’s title for his new story is “Dawn of the Damsel”.
It is about the last man on Earth because due to a pandemic the rest of the world has either died or mutated to creepy cannibals.
He finds a pretty girl …Read Full Article