May
25

Bob Marley Parody – I Cut the Penis!

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The waiting is over. Robin has finally adapted the classic “I Shot the sheriff” by Bob Marley.
Robin is really surprised by his result: “I would have never thought that it would turn out to be be that catchy and so full of wit” he is said to have said.
These are song lyrics about a man speaking plaintext, read them and enjoy!

I cut the penis
But I didn’t cut the testicles! Oh!
I cut the penis
But I didn’t cut the testicles ooh, oo-ooh.)

Yeah! All around in my home town,
They’re tryin’ to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the cutting of the testicles,
For the life of a testicle
But I say

Oh, now, now. Oh!
I cut the penis
(But I swear it was in self defense.)
Oh, no! (Oh, oh, oh) Yeah!
I say: I cut the penis, Lord! 
(And they say it is a capital offense.)
Yeah! (oh, oh, oh) Yeah!

My old penis always hated me,
For what, I don’t know,
Every time I see a girl,
it just bit before it grow,
it just bit before it grow.
And so

Read it in the news:
(I cut the penis) Oh, Lord!
(But I swear it was in self-defense.)
Where was the testicle? (oh)
I say, I cut the penis
But I swear it was in self defense. (oh) Yeah!

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I felt my cock grow
Aiming to bring me down,
So I cut, I cut, I cut it off and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.

(I cut the penis)
But I say (But I didn’t cut the testicles),
I didn’t cut the testicles (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(I cut the penis) I did!
But I didn’t cut the testicles. Oh! (oh)

Reflexes had got the better of me
And what is to be must be,
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I say

(I cut the penis)
But I say (But I didn’t cut the testicles),
I didn’t cut the testicles (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(I cut the penis) I did!
But I didn’t cut the testicles. Oh! (oh)

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